Please: To meet you

I like this photo.

I would like to meet a woman dressed like this if she walked up to me in South Park.

Or would I?

Her dress says, ‘Look at me.’

I think that it would take her voice or her body language to say, ‘Talk to me.’

Of course, the basic default setting for human beings is hardly different.

Though if you dye your hair purple, you give tacit permission for people to say, ‘I like your hair.’

If a woman is conventionally beautiful, to say, ‘You’re pretty’ reveals a person merely stating the obvious, leaving the question: ‘What does he want?”

Better to start with, ‘Cool visor’ than ‘Do you want to have sex with me.’

Maybe I should get a tattoo of a heart just beneath the edge of my sleeve. Give women an excuse to ask me about it. Later we could have something to drink over broken ice. And who knows, maybe we would eventual get what we want.

There has to be more than one way to get to know each other.

‘Orange looks good on you.’